Why Amanda Knox is Guilty

This is a great post from another board. If the facts are getting in the way of your "Amanda Knox is guilty" belief, take comfort and keep the following in mind:

Amanda Knox is guilty because Guantanamo Bay exists and Americans need to take a good hard look at their own legal system.

Amanda Knox is guilty because in an American court of law, a black man in her position would have been found guilty.

Amanda Knox is guilty because traces of her DNA were found in Meredith Kercher’s blood in the bathroom which THEY SHARED(although, interestingly, not in Kercher’s bedroom, which they did not share).

Amanda Knox is guilty because she kept a sex toy in the bathroom.

Amanda Knox is guilty because she likes to smoke dope.

Amanda Knox is guilty because she had a Myspace page with a picture of herself pretending to shoot a rifle.

Amanda Knox is guilty because even though not a speck of her DNA was found in the room where the murder took place, she was photographed canoodling with her Italian boyfriend as the police searched the site.

Amanda Knox is guilty because she bought sexy lingerie underwear just days after the murder since she was not able to access her belongings in the house that was being investigated as a crime scene.

Amanda Knox is guilty because she wasn’t visibly upset at the police station and did a cartwheel at the suggestion of one of the police officers.

Amanda Knox is guilty because Patrick Lumumba sent her a text message which the police found and insisted she and Lumumba were co-conspirators in Meredith Kercher’s murder.

Amanda Knox is guilty because after three days of intense interrogation by the Perugian police without access to an attorney, she succumbed to police interrogation and said she heard Patrick Lumumba murder Meredith Kercher.

Amanda Knox is guilty because she did not apologize enough to Patrick Lumumba after he was released from jail.

Amanda Knox is guilty because she wore a t-shirt to a court hearing with the words “All You Need Is Love” emblazoned in red across it.

Amanda Knox is guilty because her parents had to resort to hiring a Public Relations Firm to defend her in response to questionable negative publicity in European tabloids.

Amanda Knox is guilty because, according to a Sky News interview with a British psychiatrist analyzing pages from her prison diary, she wrote too much about herself and her feelings, and not enough about murder victim Meredith Kercher.

Amanda Knox is guilty because it’s much more interesting to read about a Satan-worshipping, nymphomaniac murderess on drugs than it is to read about an average American exchange student learning Italian.